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So, Sime sent some ninja assassins by my house with poison daggers. I dispatched them, and then Sime himself attacked.
I was all like "I don't want any trouble." And he was all "Trouble has come to you, ancient one." And I was like "Blargh!"
And then we started fighting and it was all like "FOOM FOOOM! KASHOOOOOOOM ZOOOP! POW! ZONK! PLOIK!" and it went on like that but his
message was clear: I needed to post a slightly more accurate biography of him. So, he sent me one, and here it is. You can
still check out the old one here. Personally I think it comes close enough, kinda.
Sime's Biography, By Sime.
Middle name: Thomas
Hair: Light brown and spiky
Eyes: A rather stunning shade of blue. My eys are
awesome.
Height: About 6'2"
Weight: 69kg
Scars: A large one down my chest from open heart surgery.
A longer one
stretching from beneath my arm across my back from open heart sugery. A faint
one on my stomache
from a hiking incident. A small one on my ear from where
it was split on an end table. A small one on my right
middle finger from when
it got slammed in the door. Plus other small insignificant ones.
Pets: None.
Previously a cat named Boris who passed on in February.
Hobbies: Video and computer games, reading and having drinks
with my friends.
Music: Plenty of random stuff. I quite like Tripod, The Living End, Disturbed
and Placebo.
TV:
I love cartoons such as Futurama and Family Guy, as well as the more
random stuff such as Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Also a fan of various Sci Fi,
though I don't see much of it at the moment.
Movies: I hate saying my favourite movies,
as I always tend to forget most of
them.
Books: Same as the movies. I mostly just read Scifi and fantasy,
though.
Prefered schedule: Nocturnal
Job: I'm currently a student(Physics and Chemistry majors), but I have
various
casual jobs, from supermarket clerk, to football oval cashier, to stocktaker
to tutor. Depending on what's
currently available.
Clothing: Mostly whatever feels comfortable. I'm a nerd, I have no use for
fashion.
Heroes:
None really. I just do what I want.
Villains: Anybody who disagrees with me.
Major life influences: Family,
friends and a few select teachers.
Literary Influences: I lack a style of writing to be influenced.
Kind of
food: Fast food. Fats and oils are just delicious.
Dish: I'm quite partial to pizza, or perhaps some veal cordon
bleau.
Religion: Deism.
Political affiliation: Left wing, I tend to favour the Australian Labour
Party, Greens
or Democrats.
Goals: Mostly just enjoy life.
Places I'd like to go: Canada, Ejypt and Northern Europe.
Person
I'd most like to meet: No real heros, remember.
Favorite color: Green.
Favorite song: Don't make me choose!
Favorite
article of clothing: Either my Bolle jacket, or my new one.
Best friend: Arg
In come: 5-6 thousand per anum
Favorite
games: KotOR, Baldurs Gate 2, Planescape: Torment, Eternal Darkness,
Fallout 2, VtM: Bloodlines.
Sexual orientation:
Straight.
Age: 21
Weapon proficiencies: All Simple Weapons.
Skills: Reasonable Maths, physics, chemistry
and gaming.
Drugs: Alcohol.
Favorite alcoholic beverages: I mostly drink whiskey, though I've recently
taken
a likeing to British beers.
Coolest thing I ever did: Buggered if I can remember.
As for a picture, I want a
good one of The Green Knight. The ones I have on
my computer here either have the helmet obscuring my face, or have
too much
background to get a very good view. When I get home(next week)and have the cd
with the pics on it, I'll
look through for something.
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