"I can do better"
A play by J. M. Hoffman
Dramatis Personae:
Vincent: A self help guru and columnist
Gina: Vincent's girlfriend
Henry: A chef at a restaurant the two leads frequent
Laura: A woman who is stalking vincent
Tom: Vincent's boss
Cyntia: Henry's wife
Charles: A Wisconsin fetishist
Nigel: An intellectual and avid reader
Scott: He's not a very good homosexual
Matthew: An avid gamer
Brandon: A thoroughly divorced man
Helga: A strongly opinionated lesbian
Andrew: A conspiracy theorist
Marie: A resntaranteur and rival of Henry
The setting is modern day New York. Action occurs in Henry's
restaurant The Wizzledorf, in a French restaurant owned by Marie, in Vincent's appartment, in Gina's appartment, and within
Vincent's office.
