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Name of Another Pet
Here I'll add information about another of my pets. Again, I'll talk about how I first got her and then describe some
of her habits.
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Mission dossier.
Operation: Troutkrieg
Mission History...
Operation: Troutkrieg - Phase Alpha
Date: June 11 2008
suggested
that we troll the FR forums. insisted that there were too many trolls
already active and it would go unnoticed. said it was necessary to
troll really hard so as to stand out. Apparently the idea to actually do it was given to
by The .
Date: June 19 2008
It was who suggested that we storm the FR forums,
suggested a blitzkrieg and added the idea of blitzkrieg with trouth. without Sime's involvement (having just recently
expelled him from the Party) had to acquiesce to 's frequent
and vocal demands for more trout action. continuously desired the prevalence of trout in the
plan. Regardless, was the first to sign up a code name account as hldmethrllmechrisntrilby nine
days after our initial talk. Hldmethrllme's first post was actually a mistake. had meant to post it under his regular account, and
the regular spelling is evident of this. Troutkrieg was off to a poor start.
Date: June 20 2008
was the dominant force in the formation
of troutkrieg but delayed somewhat in procuring his username, although this added legitimacy to the theory that the two trolls
were seperate entities also instructed that a post about what yahtzee should review next and some fellatio would help
hldmethrllme blend in. the infiltration was mainly 's work.
Date: June 29 2008
started to sign up. we ran into problems
with the email address and couldnt decide on a name.
first suggested regik rotut, before rearraging the letters of troutkrieg further into Kurtt Regio. This was considered
to be "SWEET!" and henceforth adopted. From this point on Operation Troutkrieg entered phase gamma.
Operation Troutkrieg: Phase Gamma
Date: June 29 2008
Kurtt Reigo made his first post talking about some metal gear solid game. Reaction on the following page was less than positive. Hldmethrllme was asked
to translate what they considered to be a retard language. decided that
Hldmethrllme and Kurtt's relationship should be antagonistic and thus clearly made the claim that he had come to wage
troutkrieg against all of us.
Date: June 30 2008
Patch PMed hldmethrllme about his silly signature.
and got a great laugh out of it. decided
it was best not to bother asking The if The was pleased
with the course of Operation Troutkrieg so far.We have been out of touch with The for
some time. said it was difficult to get into the mindset of a troll,
and retorted that we must be cautious, as it might prove all too easy to fall
to the Dark Side.
Date: July 1 2008
cautioned
that we must not tell anyone of the operations, especially not girlfriends as females tend to have morals. sought a definitive statement on the goal of
troutkreig. made clear that it was meant "To tear up
the FR forums because they're all such idiots, and eventually unleash the trout."
agreed and we furthermore decided that Patch was not being trolled hard enough, and we would only win when he became properly
enraged. This would prove our trolling mettle. still believes there was a point to troutkrieg
beyond simple trolling, perhaps and idea from The . This will not be expounded
upon for reasons of operational security.
Date: July 3: Ran into conflict with
when hldmethrllme began posting in the debate club as most proper FR trolls do.
insisted that this was not a line that should be crossed, while retorted that it
was needed for legitimacy. Also, was bored because was not posting much. It
was around this point that troutkrieg phase alpha ended. the main target of phase alpha was to fuck with Patch, and
establish the rivalry between hldme and kurtt.
Mission: Accomplished.
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Operation: Troutkreig
Phase Zulu
Date: September 9 2008
began to pressure to
complete the final goals of the mission, to post the trout pictures. claims we need
to build up to it. told him that what we could do was for kurtt to "post something incredibly retarded, and when someone calls you on it go batfuck insane and start posting the trout
pictures. actually, hell I can be the one that calls you on it in the most abusive manner possible, and hopefully we'll both
get kicked" this became the operational parameters of phase gamma. was still troubled
by 's apparent feet dragging, and for the first time considered bringing in
outside help.
Date: September 9 2008
Patch started an anti troll list of people he liked in his signature, inviting them to PM him and stay on the
forum, and that anyone with over 100 posts could be added to the list. 's goal became to get
over 100 posts as soon as practicable. The list read as follows:
"Joshofalltrades. David Kyo, AdamM, Spann, Otal Nimrodi, Arien, Blueskirt, Goat, Ghello, Dreamer M, Game Over, Maggot4Life,
FFreak3, Chyld, The Orator, Mandy Writes, ftr, Dr Lecter, Blueskirt, Deucaon, Casual, Man Of Doom, Slade, J m HofMarN.
If I have missed your name and you have a post count of over 100, PM me and I will probably add you. If I have mispelt
your name, please PM me and correct me. A list so exclusive, not even Yahtzee is on it."
Date: September 14 2008
Noticed a thread about a guy who got a tattoo of Yahtzee. In response, hldme introduced a thread purporting to auction off Yahtzee's soiled panties. Finally tiring of 's inaction, I inducted
into Operation Troutkrieg. The conversation is shared below.
Hldme: perhaps one day you can be inducted into The Plan
: I hope so.
: I like plans.
Hldme: hmmmm
: Especially Capitalized Plans Prefaced With 'The'
Hldme: The Plan is a secretive function of The Party. Sime is unaware of it as he was expelled
: Tsk, tsk, tsk. SIME!
Hldme: are you averse to covert action and or secrecy?
: I watch Burn Notice obsessively.
: So no.
Hldme: are you averse to...................... trolling?
: I can troll when I want.
Hldme: are you averse to being jabbed with a needle full of secret heart attack drug if you attempt to reveal any information
about The Plan?
: I am very averse of that, which I think is to my advantage regarding gaining information
about The Plan.
Hldme: hmmmm very good. Do you have an alternate email address other than your forum account?
: Oh yeah.
: Make an alternative account, I see.
Hldme: Then you are hereby inducted into Operation: Troutkrieg
: OPERATION TROUTKRIEG!!!!
Hldme: you know of it?
: No.
soon informed him of the meaning and goals of the operation, and Troutkrieg had
its newest operative. He required help finding a picture as his person was going to be a cam whore. instructed
him to just do a google image search for stupid words people use like sexay or kinky or hawt.
informed later the same day about
's induction. continued to vacillate. ordered him
to get back in formation, to which he replied "sir, maybe, sir!"
also decided that hldme's "catch phrase" of sorts would be to use the
term "ok" in every one of his posts, usually at the end. Ex, when told to stop trolling, he claimed that he was defending
people from Kurtt's troutkreig: "I'm the thin red line, ok?"
Date: September 15 2008
Someone suggested that hldme or kurtt might be Yahtzee in disguise. flattering. also, the "post yr pics" thread by toochic became popular. and had
a short discussion on the theory that, like us, everyone else on FR was just a normal person sockpuppeting a troll.
and i meanwhile theorized that chyld and tattoo guy would get in a bidding war over the yahtzee's panties thread.
decided to make toochic a whore and go after guys on the forum, and also really get creepy into cosplay. Kurtt posted a few
things as well but remains too passive. is still trying to coopt him into posting a yahtzee
appreciation thread to make everyone attack him, thus providing the motivation for our coup de gras.
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