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Comprehension test 2: Deepsycher Strikes Back

Many moons have passed since the first quiz, and now DS has made his rebuttle. Sadly it's no more near to comprehendable than the last one. We apologize to our brother in arms, Chyld, that this stuff appeared on his Less Is More forums, but hopefully it will be some solace that it has been used for humor. Some of the posts are transcribed below...

1 Hopefully not my statements you made fun out of, due to the mis understanding. If so, what is perceived as a robot deliberately makes those who want to stay ignorant in themselves as they are. In this case, especially those who cough up on what they assume in other people's faces moronically and supported by the "Floppy Biscuit" who seems the same as calling whatever is not understood as a robot, and you are the follower here like you always seem to be to me. It appears "People cough on and you cough it on others as a follower like everybody else." I speak to people similar across the road who cough unsuccessful punches from day to day ignorantly, except maybe for the prison.

2 Sounds like, "that is not my skin colour" lets call all everyone with that skin colour this name and caugh on them for it." If you think of me as a robot, that could show how open minded you really are.


3 Assumer: Floppy Biscuit
Followers seems to be:
Numbnut, Coughmon, Child, and Witch Huntress.

4 I am seen as a robot (silly as to no type stated) perhaps you choose to make fun to fill in emptiness over something meaningless, as to which type of robot to begin with, like the racism on colour due to those who insist they don't have a lack of knowledge in that area or due to limited restrictive views on people on assuming them like the "Floppy Biscuit."

5 Coughing Moronically on people's posts, if you mis-understand using those narrow thoughts or deliberately, it seems you generate negativity out of people's statements maybe for your "interest." I could do the same but I rather not waste time talking about what appears to be a "mock up of the Coughmon speak." I am surrounded by people like that outside already. "I can see why you might be kept on a leash."

6 Nope not suppose to be an insult just like how you see me as a "robot", in the style of "slippery ice."
Just what I am seeing around as how you call or see me as a sky-bot, may sound insulting but not seriously.

7 Yes you made your mind up late though on which type, keep on thinking that way that I am a sky-bot, it is interesting to see those who label others in practice to begin with, except for the interest of name reversal such as the "Floppy Discuit" combined from" B" to "D."


Review questions:


1: In sentence two... What the fuck?

A: No. Just no.

B: Yes, but only on Tuesdays.


2: In sentence 3: longest sentence ever outside a Virginia Woolfe novel, it is suggested that:

A: I projectile vomit and follow a wet breakfast item while calling things robots
B: I have bronchitis, am Saint Floppydisk's lover, and assume that anything I don't understand, such as pea soup, is a robot
C: I am a desciple of Saint Floppydisk because I hope he will cure my chronic cough.
D: I worship a biscuit because I hope she will cure my chronic diarrhea


3: In sentence four which is a quote of a famous speech by, umm, no one, the author suggests:

A: That he is an emo and the rest of the essay (Poem?) is likely to degenerate into either rantings about how parents don't understand, or the dialogue of Anakin Skywalker from the SW prequels.
B: That I cough on other people because they cough on me, and I follow them because we're all the same. They all look the same. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. I AM NO KILLER BLARGGGH. (Emo lyrics courtesy of Thursday's lead singer rupturing his fucking larynx.)
C: That, once again, I have bronchitis.
D: That he is afraid of getting bronchitis and will lock himself in a hotel and wear tissue boxes for shoes and pee in jars.


4: In sentence five... No way. Fuck this. There is no way I can even base a question off this sentence. This is the one that finally broke me. Shit, answer whatever you want it's as likely to be right as anything else.

A: The prison
B: The punch
C: The people
D: The cough


5: In line 2 sentence 1 the author is comparing racism to:

A: Bronchitis. Everything can be compared to bronchitis
B: Syphillis. The author can be said to have syphillis
C: Giving names based on skin color. All tan children are Charlie.
D: All tan children are Charlie but not all Charlies are tan children.


6: In line 2 sentence 2, deciding that people are robots shows that I am:

A: Open minded
B: Gullible
C: John Connor
D: In love


7: In whatever the fuck number 3, the author makes a chart in an attempt to...

A: Insult myself, Floppydisk, and Chyld, and two other unknown entities, but never quite understands that insults have to make sense.
B: Reveal that both Less Is More and Jelly Pufflemur are umbrella organizations for some sort of evil plan by Dr. Numbnut and the Witch Huntress.
C: Suggest that Witch Huntress is a dominatrix. Maybe I'll call her up after this and see what kind of whips she has and if she can use them to BEAT THIS SENTENCE UNTIL IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE
D: Explain that some sort of war in heaven between the Assumer of mankind and the loyal angels is about to occur.


8: In this train wreck that might once have been a beautiful care free paragraph fraulicking in the woods before it was twisted and mutilated, the author addresses problems such as?

A: His biscuits being floppy due to assumption of restrictive views by quasi racists who believe him to be a robot but won't say what kind.
B: How he's a robot, but can't decide what kind of robot to be (the quiet kind, let's hope)
C: Racism against different colors of robots. (but their circuits are all the sa... oh, no they're not. Nevermind.)
D: The fact that he really IS trying to write emo poetry, but can only manage to intersperse words like empty and meaningless that make the sentences even more nonsensical than anything on Myspace.


9 In line 5 sentence 1, the author suggests that...

A: Negative energy is created by coughing on people's posts, and has some relation to interest rates.
B: Alan Greenspan has a cough
C: Using narrow thoughts you can manipulate the interest rate.

D: In Soviet Russia, people's posts cough on YOU!


10 In line five random quotation of no one, the author implies that:

A: Mistress Witch Huntress should lead me around on a leash
B: That he should be lead around on a leash, possibly by mistress Witch Huntress
C: That people can see why he should be lead around on a leash
D: That people can see why I should be lead around on a leash


11 In line six sentence 1, the quotation marks around the word robot are to show:

A: That the author likes quotation marks too much.
B: That someone, possibly numbnut or coughmon, once said the word robot.
C: That it needs the extra padding so as not to hurt itself on the "slippery ice"
D: That it is taken from the book, "I, robot: tales of the "slippery ice""


11 In line seven sentence the only one, the author implies that the only way not to label others is:

A: To cunningly change random letters in their names to create other names that make no sense.
B: With the whip of mistress Witch Huntress
C: By creating posts so nonsensical that they're banned under the Geneva conventions.
D: Snark.


Bonus question: Who are Witch Huntress and Numbnut? This question isn't for bonus points on the quiz. If you do the research necessary to find out by actually talking to DS and come back sane that deserves a lot more than just a better score. I'm talking sexual favors. From Slade, of course. I'm too important for that.


If you answered mostly As congratulations except on the freeby question, your comprehension of complete nonsense is beyond compare. If mostly Bs and Cs then you really need to work on your reading skills, and if mostly Ds you need to open your mind to the worlds of pain and pleasure that mistress Witch Huntress can show you.