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Repent America

 

If you love hatred but cant stand all the mindless frothing rhetoric of Fred Phelps than why not check out www.repentamerica.com? It has the same message of hatred towards anyone who isnt a straight white Christian idiot, but it's somewhat better written. In some places at least. Then there's stuff like their site header, "CALLING A NATION IN REBELLION TOWARDS GOD TO REPENTANCE"

Aside from that nonsense most of their grammar is sound, though you can't say the same for their ideas. Once again on the site we see the continued morphing of the word family. To me family always meant something like this:



Whereas the new idea of family seems to be more like...



This is the second time this craziness about the family being under attack has come to me and I still don't get it. Just because a guy can marry his boyfriend, or have sex with his boyfriend, or not be burned at the stake for having a boyfriend, it dosn't mean that families everywhere are going to melt. These jackasses talk about the family like the Nazis talk about the fatherland or lebensraum. But that's not the only way they make themselves look like twats. Let's have some quotes.

"The Christian Group Repent America walked into the gathering, singing hymns and carrying signs encouraging homosexuals to repent. They were surrounded by a self-described group called "The Pink Angels," who blocked their movement with large cut-outs of angel shapes. Police then arrested 11 Christians and none of the Pink Angels.

Ranging in age from a 17-year-old girl to a 72-year-old grandmother, the Christians spent the night in jail."

Now this may seem harsh, but I went to Jim Carrey, an expert on craziness, for some advice on the subject. He had the following comments:


"STOP COMMITING CRIMES, ASSHOLE!"

That's right. Two out of three lawyers agree that if you don't want kids and grannies arrested the best thing to do is not to drag them along when you go to harass minorities. And I know Jesus said some stuff about the meek, but when your group gets its ass kicked by "the pink angels" even Jesus is going to give you a wedgy. A holy wedgy. One crazy Christian crucader made a very interesting comment on the site which might explain the ass kicking of the pink angels:

"Peace to you in the Name of our Lord Jesus. This isn't surprising to me that the homosexuals would do this kind of stuff. The homosexual movement is from what I've seen militant. Only God's mercy and love through Jesus Christ can save them."

Clearly this isn't just drooling nonsense, as I just saw this report on the news:


"The US army today declared martial law in an attempt to regain control of much of the country now under control of a gay revolutionary group called "The Pink Angels Peoples Liberation Front" Commanders from San Francisco, New York, New Orleans and Lubesville Ohio were all seen fleeing from armies of lisping people wielding large cut outs of angels. We stress that these were VERY large and possibly sharp cut outs of angels, so large as to induce terror. There is no stopping them now, and it is believed that soon the country will be under the control of the militant homosexual movement. God Help Us All!"

Clearly that isn't far off, because once again the site documented a completely unmotivated assault on decent god fearing Christians who wanted nothing more than to crash a gay protest, harass homosexuals and spread hate, as they whine here:

"During the event, the Christians were "surrounded, obstructed and continuously harassed" by homosexuals, many of whom wore handkerchief masks to hide their identities. It was later discovered that a group known as Philadelphia Anti-Racist Action had issued a news release before the parade that called on supporters to stop Repent America's planned demonstration. Homosexual supporters were told to gather near the "Queers Bash Back" and "No Human Liberation Without Queer Liberation" banners.11 This blatant attempt to suppress one group's message was not considered a "hate crime.""

First off, if you don't like to be surrounded by homosexuals, all you have to do is not chase after them trying to get your stupid ass sued so you can be in the paper again. It's no wonder you stupid bastards take time out of your busy schedule of biggotry and frothing to thank your legal counsel on your main page. And on a secondary note, when you go to protests to cause trouble and support a contrary (and stupid) idea, you shouldnt be surprised when the protesters call you an asshole. Just ask protest warriors or the crazy old veterans that the black bloc always throws shit at. They don't go accusing us of hate crimes, and neither should you, crybaby.

And yeah, the black bloc is an organization that goes around and causes trouble at protests. I've marched with them quite a few times. But we know we're just rioting to piss off the cops and make an anti authoritarian statement. Pissing people off can be a kick, but don't go acting hostile and then pretending like God told you to be an asshole. You can blame god all you want but at the end of the day you're still an asshole and you're making your god look like an asshole too. That's why when the bloc is testifying in the streets you'll never hear us say stuff like "Quick! Tip over that car, FOR JESUS!"

There's other great stuff on the site as well. They complain about how a looney toon they like got kicked off the bible network for preaching hatred against Muslims by claiming that Muslims were always at war (because Christians never fight in wars) and that Islam has been waging jyhad against the west for 4000 years, and no I didn't put an extra zero in there. When The Bible Network has become too liberal for you it's time to put down the crack pipe and stop burning crosses.

The best part is where they suggest that if we allow homosexuality the bible will no longer be our moral compass and society will devolve into chaos and that if homosexuality is no longer criminalized next it will be rape or adultery. According to the site these things were perfectly acceptable for heathens before the bible civilized them. For proof read up on Tarquin The Proud or Paris of Troy. Now, I'm no historian. But I'm pretty sure there were civilizations before the bible was written. What did people do then for their moral compass? Well, shockingly enough things weren't that much different except it was Zeus telling them to kill fags back then.