Why a website? Well, all the kids have websites these days and I felt lonely. All the kids have cellular phones too, but I'll leave that problem to be sorted out by our old friend Mr. Cancer.

 

What will you find here? Well, the ark of the covenant is locked up in one of my vaults but anyone who's read the old testament and isnt a moron would definately not want that piece of junk. I mean, it may be some kind of artefact of God, but it's an artefact of OT God. It just randomly kills people and gives them diseases every time its mentioned.

 

So yeah, steer clear of the ark, but there's other stuff that isn't a holy artefact (yet). For instance, my novels, photos of me, photos of my art work, articles by me and my friends, recipes, and just about any other madness I feel like posting.

 

If you don't like my stuff you obviously have no taste and won't like any of the links but you can investigate them anyhow. I think that's about it.