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Lego Star Wars Review

 

In the beginning, George Lucas said "Let there be special effects!" And there were special effects. And the special effects did say "Am I good George?" And he said "You are good" And Lucas put the special effects in a movie, and he did name the movie Star Wars: A new hope. And people did see the movie, and they were so amazed by the special effects that they did dress up in costumes, and change their religion to Jedi. And it happened that Lego made little models of the characters, and people did buy them, and they were good. And many years later, George Lucas said "Let there be better special effects." And there were better special effects. And the special effects said "Am I good George?" And Lucas said "You are good." And it came to pass that someone at lego said "Let there be a lego star wars video game." And there was. And verrily there came a boy of 14 years (For that was his age at the time), and he was called Otal, and he bought the game. And the came said "Am I good Otal?" And the boy did declare "You kidding me? You're amazing!"


Graphics: 17/20 If you are looking for a realistic looking game, don't play Lego Star Wars. It's legos. And it looks exactly like legos. So it's realistically legos.

Gameplay: 16/20 Good, and quite funny. It looks like your head explodes.

Plot: 11/20 It's quite pointless. Everyone (minus my friend Mirithorn) has seen the movies, and knows the plot.

Multiplayer ability: 19/20: Controls are confusing if you haven't practiced, but otherwise it's Perfect!

Replay value: 16/20 You don't just want to replay all the levels, you virtually have to. If you want to unlock the last level, which I shall not reveal.