Jelly Pufflemur has gone, in a short time, from a somewhat popular small humor site run by three lunatics, to a somewhat
popular small humor site run by more than three lunatics. Now that's not exactly a Latin Explosion, but I think we're doing
pretty good, and that it's time we start expanding.
But to do that we'd need a domain name and a host, which isn't really something I think I can afford just yet. Let me explain
why. A domain name and hosting dealy can cost around 100 dollars a year. However if advertising can somehow be sold (which
would be possible if the site got fairly popular) then I might actually be able to turn a very small profit.
Lots of undeserving people have domain names and hosting without ads. Jules Verne has a bunch of sites, and he never even
drew a single penis. He tried to write a book about the greatest contest ever, but it got turned into a movie about Jackie
Chan beating people up. Why that earns him a bunch of fan sites I do not know, but I don't think that around the world in
eighty days is about the most spectacular contest ever. I will write a better book called "Drawing a penis on ms paint in
eighty seconds"
The Special Olympics have their own site, despite that they probably have fewer entrants than my contest, and that there's
no weiner drawing event, and if there was, let's face it, even my sister could dominate those retarded kids.
But the injustice doesn't just end there. Oh no, every fucking fake ass rapper has a website too. Usher, who's posse consists
entirely of fifteen year old suburban girls, has a site somewhere as well as fan sites written by said fifteen year old girls.
And don't even get me started on P. Diddy. He has a website, a remix of his website, etc. By the time it gets to the slamma
jamma muthafucka remix featuring the corpse of Biggie Smalls and introducing P Diddy's kitten C kitty, the website is just
a random collection of "uh huh, yeah, let's go! bad boy! uh huh I see you!" and it goes on like that! As if that wasnt
bad enough he's probably surfing his site right now on a computer studded with diamonds with a naked model straddling it and
acting as an effing drink holder.
And ya know who else has a website? The Republican party. The fucking only organization on earth made up ENTIRELY of people
who are illiterate. That's like Hitler putting recruitment centers in synagogues. And there are also websites for people who
know nothing about the internet and cannot use it. Mainly loonie Christian 90somethings who want the evil internet to go away.
They hire one person who is sane enough to be able to get online and then dictate rants to that person about how evil something
is that most of them have never seen.
And yet, Jelly Pufflemur, a site beloved by terrorists, atheists, communists, humorists, and of course the children of
the world, does not have its own domain name. We dont even have a paid host for Chrissakes! If any of you want to donate to
change this please email me as soon as possible before I do something insane, like using my own money to buy a hosting plan.
Cuz we all know the horrors that would entail.
